Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.