💾 Save Image Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs flowers when you can have a bouquet of delicious KitKats instead? 🍫🌸 Pro-tip: Chocolate > Petals any day! #SweetToothGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me. My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body. Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place. I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: bouquet, buy, chocolate, date, flowers, gift, humor, KitKats, me, preference, relationship
