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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs productivity when there's a whole day of Netflix waiting for you? 😅 Procrastination game strong! 💪 #NotToday"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged choice, day, decision, humor, lazy, lazy day, me, motivation, procrastination, productivity, rush, still, today on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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