Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
  • Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.
  • I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.
  • I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
  • Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
  • Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.