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11 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

32 shares on Reddit this month:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Keep the laugh going 😂

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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