Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today! Commentary:"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs productivity when there's a whole day of Netflix waiting for you? 😅 Procrastination game strong! 💪 #NotToday" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity. In terms of wasting time, today was very productive. I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment. I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.