Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Regrets? Honey, I've had more names inked on me than a library card! 🤪💔 #TattooTales" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you. I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see. I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it. Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.