Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked. Commentary:"When someone tries to boss me around, I just say, 'Sorry, clothes make you ineligible!' 😂👗🚫" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.
