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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

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Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Going viral on Facebook:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Going viral on Reddit:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Happiness is an inside job.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Trending via Snapchat:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

94 shares on Reddit this month:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

25 is the new 0 years old.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Going viral on X:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Going bananas on Messenger:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Seen just now on Discord:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Breaking via WeChat:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Spotted on Telegram:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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