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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.