Eating healthy requires a second job. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess Iβll need a third job just to afford dessert! π₯πΈπ° Related funny posts π Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple. I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations. If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.