Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEgg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”. If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special. Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.
