Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike. Commentary:"Elliott's priorities were crystal clear: Forget the extraterrestrial heart-to-hearts, just hand over the keys to the bike! 🚲👽 #FlyingBikeDreams" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either. Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time. I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”