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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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"Elliott's priorities were crystal clear: Forget the extraterrestrial heart-to-hearts, just hand over the keys to the bike! 🚲👽 #FlyingBikeDreams"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, bike, care, childhood, E.T., Elliott, ET, flying, flying bike, fun, just, movie, movie reference, reference, wanted on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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