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"Elliott's priorities were crystal clear: Forget the extraterrestrial heart-to-hearts, just hand over the keys to the bike! 🚲👽 #FlyingBikeDreams"

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62 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

100 shares on Threads this month:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

27 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Y’all pronounce it data or data?

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Just landed via Slack:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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