Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppElliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.