English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can&… Commentary:"English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously. You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”