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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can&…

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can&…

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"English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confusion, drink, English, fake, food, humor, language, wordplay on Jun 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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