Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.