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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.