Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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“Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely ‘McFlurry Flag’ fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles”

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