Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down. Funny Quotes May 23, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.