Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths. Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.
