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Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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2 months ago

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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2 months ago

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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2 months ago

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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44 shares on Twitch this month:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

90 shares on Threads this month:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

63 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

90 shares on Discord this month:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

38 shares on Discord this month:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Trending via Pinterest:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Just landed via TikTok:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Just shared via YouTube:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Spotted on Threads:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Breaking via Discord:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Going bananas on Slack:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Freshly posted on Threads:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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