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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.