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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

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How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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All I think about is death and sex.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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