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"Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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