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"Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"

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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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