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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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