Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs Netflix when you've got real-life drama and courtroom popcorn 🍿👨⚖️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport. My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?
