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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Breaking via X:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Seen just now on X:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Freshly posted on X:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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89 shares on Pinterest this month:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Just landed via Pinterest:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Shared recently on Instagram:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Trending via TikTok:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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