Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.