Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why stop there? Ask what's for dessert while she's fixing the roof! 😜🛠️🥧 Related funny posts 😂 It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase. Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn. Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.