Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.