Friends with consequences. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When you agree to Netflix and chill, but forget the 'Netflix' part. π πΊβ" Related Funny Posts π€ You canβt spell fries without friends. I guess what Iβm saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. βI have a date with destiny.β Yeah well, Iβm in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, itβs been fine. I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences. Enjoying the consequences of my actions.