Friends with consequences.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.