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Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

The government even made aliens boring.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Going viral on Messenger:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Trending via Telegram:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Trending via Messenger:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Spotted on Twitch:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Friends with consequences.

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"When you agree to Netflix and chill, but forget the 'Netflix' part. 😅📺❌"

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Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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4 months ago

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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2 months ago

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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2 months ago

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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2 months ago

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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2 months ago

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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2 months ago

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88 shares on TikTok this month:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

Trending via Reddit:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Just landed via Discord:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Making waves on X:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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