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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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"Ah, the king โ€“ that regal centerpiece of the chessboard, demanding only the finest bodyguard service! ๐Ÿ‘‘โ™Ÿ๏ธ No surprises here, I mean, who in their right mind would want their ruler to break into a cold sweat during a game of strategic warfare? Checkmate anxiety, anyone? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RoyalPriorities"



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