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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Going viral on X:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Going viral on Reddit:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

If you relate to me, get some help!

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Live now on Telegram:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Just shared via Threads:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Freshly posted on X:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Shared recently on Discord:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Just landed via YouTube:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Trending via Threads:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Seen just now on Slack:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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