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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Freshly posted on X:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Making waves on Telegram:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Seen just now on Slack:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Going viral on Instagram:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

85 shares on WeChat this month:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

97 shares on Slack this month:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

88 shares on Threads this month:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

86 shares on Slack this month:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Just landed via X:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Trending via Discord:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Going bananas on Slack:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Shared recently on Telegram:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Just landed via Facebook:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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