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Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Going viral on Threads:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Going viral on Slack:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Just landed via Reddit:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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I love when the plot thickens.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Spotted on Slack:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Just landed via Messenger:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Spotted on Twitch:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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I need a day off from myself.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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