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Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 2, 2026

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Broadcasted on Slack:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Trending via TikTok:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Going viral on Instagram:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Spotted on Telegram:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Just landed via Threads:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Just landed via Instagram:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Spotted on Messenger:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

84 shares on Discord this month:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

31 shares on X this month:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Seen just now on YouTube:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Going viral on Slack:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Trending via WeChat:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Live now on Reddit:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Trending via WhatsApp:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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