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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Share →: Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Looks like quicksand finally got a grip on itself and thought, "Maybe drowning people isn't the way to go." 😅🌪️ Thank goodness for those authorities – saving lives and boots one step at a time! 🙌🏻👢 #RIPQuicksandVictims

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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