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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Onion rings? I’m answering.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Broadcasted on Discord:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

24 shares on Threads this month:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

71 shares on X this month:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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