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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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1997, communication, humor, i, irony, nice, observation, sarcasm, silence, vow, vow of silence

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38 shares on Slack this month:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

63 shares on X this month:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

89 shares on Discord this month:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Going bananas on Slack:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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