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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Just shared via Instagram:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Spotted on Snapchat:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Just landed via Facebook:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Seen just now on Discord:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Making waves on Telegram:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Spotted on TikTok:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Going viral on TikTok:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Just landed via Discord:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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