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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Spotted on Messenger:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

24 shares on Discord this month:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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