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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.