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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Going viral on TikTok:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Just landed via Facebook:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Making waves on Twitch:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Just landed via WeChat:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Reported on Threads:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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