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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Reported on Messenger:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Seen just now on Reddit:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Trending via Messenger:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Seen just now on Slack:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Making waves on YouTube:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Spotted on X:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Just shared via YouTube:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Going viral on Threads:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Spotted on Twitch:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Reported on Reddit:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Live now on Snapchat:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Reported on Snapchat:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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