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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.