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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Making waves on Instagram:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Going viral on WeChat:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Making waves on Slack:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Making waves on Telegram:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Seen just now on Slack:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Just landed via WeChat:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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