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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

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17,272

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Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

3,604

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Making waves on Messenger:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Shared recently on X:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Seen just now on Discord:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Going bananas on Facebook:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Just shared via Messenger:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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Funny American culture quotes are the perfect way to add some laughs 😂 and lightheartedness 🇺🇸 to your day! Whether it’s quirky sayings about food 🍔, holidays 🎉, or everyday life 🛍️, these gems capture the heart and humor of the USA. Ready to smile and maybe even share a chuckle with friends? Let’s dive into some witty vibes that celebrate all things American in the most entertaining way! 🎈😄

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14 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

37 shares on X this month:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Is this simulation from Temu?

92 shares on Threads this month:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

36 shares on Threads this month:

25 is the new 0 years old.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

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15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Back to the Future and chill?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Making waves on Facebook:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Going viral on Twitch:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Just shared via Reddit:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Breaking via Slack:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Just landed via Telegram:

My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Going viral on Pinterest:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Just shared via TikTok:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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