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Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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Funny American culture quotes are the perfect way to add some laughs 😂 and lightheartedness 🇺🇸 to your day! Whether it’s quirky sayings about food 🍔, holidays 🎉, or everyday life 🛍️, these gems capture the heart and humor of the USA. Ready to smile and maybe even share a chuckle with friends? Let’s dive into some witty vibes that celebrate all things American in the most entertaining way! 🎈😄

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23 shares on Slack this month:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

70 shares on Slack this month:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

26 shares on X this month:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Trending via Facebook:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Going viral on Facebook:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Going viral on X:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Trending via Facebook:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Seen just now on Discord:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Just landed via Slack:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Just landed via Instagram:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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