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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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