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Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Reported on TikTok:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Spotted on TikTok:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Shared recently on X:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Seen just now on Telegram:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Making waves on Reddit:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Going viral on Threads:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Freshly posted on X:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Making waves on Threads:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Trending via Slack:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Spotted on Messenger:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Shared recently on X:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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