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2 weeks ago
Share →: Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Commentary:
Oh, the berry-sized possibilities! 🍓🍏 Can you picture grabbing a giant blueberry or a massive strawberry? Snack attacks would never be the same—talk about nature’s own fruit basket! 😂🍇🍎 Just be careful, or you might find yourself in a fruit-fueled "peckish" dilemma! 😅🌱
2 months ago
Share →: One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩‍⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks"
2 months ago
Share →: All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Commentary:
🍎🌎🤔 "Imagine causing millennia of suffering and chaos just by taking a bite out of an innocent apple! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew fruits could have such dramatic consequences? 🙈 Maybe next time, stick to bananas or strawberries to avoid all this trouble! 😆"
3 months ago
Share →: How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Commentary:
"Has anyone cracked the code on audible sighs yet? 🤔 I swear, my Apple Watch must be snoozing during those intense sighing moments. 💨 At this rate, I might need a separate fitness tracker just for my exasperated expressions! 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Commentary:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"
4 months ago
Share →: How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Commentary:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away… unless it's brown and mushy! 🍎⏰🤷‍♂️"
4 months ago
Share →: An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Commentary:
"Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"