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33 Funny apple quotes

Funny apple quotes ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ bring a juicy twist of humor to everyoneโ€™s favorite fruit! Whether youโ€™re biting into a crisp snack or just love a clever pun, these witty lines will brighten your day and keep you smiling ๐Ÿ˜„. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a splash of fun to your feed, get ready to chuckle and appreciate apples in a whole new way! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone โ€œheโ€™ll yeahโ€ ..

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We need a Disney princess whoโ€™s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Iโ€™m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I donโ€™t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Posted on6 months ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Posted on6 months ago

Iโ€™m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people whoโ€™ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Posted onFeb 8, 2025Feb 8, 2025

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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