38 Funny apple quotes

Funny apple quotes 🍎🍏 bring a juicy twist of humor to everyone’s favorite fruit! Whether you’re biting into a crisp snack or just love a clever pun, these witty lines will brighten your day and keep you smiling 😄. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a splash of fun to your feed, get ready to chuckle and appreciate apples in a whole new way! 🍏😂🍎

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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When a Disney princess takes an MBA: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest of them all?" 🍎💰👑

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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Oh, the berry-sized possibilities! 🍓🍏 Can you picture grabbing a giant blueberry or a massive strawberry? Snack attacks would never be the same—talk about nature’s own fruit basket! 😂🍇🍎 Just be careful, or you might find yourself in a fruit-fueled "peckish" dilemma! 😅🌱

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩‍⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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"Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks"

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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🍎🌎🤔 "Imagine causing millennia of suffering and chaos just by taking a bite out of an innocent apple! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew fruits could have such dramatic consequences? 🙈 Maybe next time, stick to bananas or strawberries to avoid all this trouble! 😆"

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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"Has anyone cracked the code on audible sighs yet? 🤔 I swear, my Apple Watch must be snoozing during those intense sighing moments. 💨 At this rate, I might need a separate fitness tracker just for my exasperated expressions! 😂"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush"

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"

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