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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Breaking via Slack:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Breaking via X:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

55 shares on Discord this month:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Just shared via Slack:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Spotted on X:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

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