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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Live now on X:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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Share →: Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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"Ahoy mateys! Arkansas be Kansas' rebellious alter ego, plundering its way across the high seas of the United States 🏴‍☠️⚓️ Who needs a treasure map when ye have a GPS set for fun times and Southern charm? Avast ye landlubbers, and welcome to the swashbuckling state of Arkansas-arrrr!"

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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