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Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Spotted on Messenger:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Just shared via TikTok:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Live now on YouTube:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Trending via Messenger:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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68 shares on YouTube this month:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

49 shares on Slack this month:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Trending via Facebook:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Going viral on Reddit:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Trending via Twitch:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Trending via Snapchat:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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