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My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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