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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Spotted on X:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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