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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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Spotted on YouTube:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Just landed via WeChat:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Seen just now on Discord:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Spotted on Slack:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Breaking via Discord:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Spotted on TikTok:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Live now on Reddit:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Trending via Threads:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Trending via Facebook:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Just shared via TikTok:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Shared recently on Threads:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Just shared via Slack:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Going viral on Threads:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Making waves on Messenger:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You’re so productive for your wage.

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