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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Men are very good at being women lately.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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