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Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Live now on WhatsApp:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Making waves on Instagram:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Going viral on Instagram:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Going viral on Threads:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Trending via Discord:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Just shared via Facebook:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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19 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

47 shares on Telegram this month:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

89 shares on Discord this month:

Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Going viral on Reddit:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Going viral on YouTube:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Trending via WeChat:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Live now on Snapchat:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Breaking via Threads:

Overthinkaholic!

Just shared via Snapchat:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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