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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Doctor said I am terminally chill.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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