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Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Dec 12, 2025

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Making waves on Discord:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Making waves on Facebook:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Just landed via X:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Just landed via WeChat:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Trending via WeChat:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Funny belt quotes

Funny belt quotes are the perfect way to add a little twist to your wardrobe humor 😄👖! Whether you’re tightening up your style or just holding it all together, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 🤣🎉. Ready to buckle up for some clever, pun-filled fun? Let’s dive into the world of belts with a smile and maybe even a chuckle or two! 😎✨

New funny belt quotes 👇

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

1 month ago
activity, beginner, belt, black, black belt, consumerism, humor, i, shopping, skill, things
Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

1 month ago
accident, actions, audio, audio sync, back, belt, belt loop, door, door handle, funny accident, handle, humor, loop, mishap, sync, yanked, yanked back
I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

1 month ago
arts, belt, black, black belt, finish, humor, i, joke, never, partial, partial arts, procrastination, self-deprecation, start
Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

2 months ago
arts, belt, black, black belt, fight, humor, martial, martial arts, Monday, motivation, psychological, psychological warfare, stress, warfare, workweek

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Dec 12, 2025

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Going viral on WeChat:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Trending via Snapchat:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Spotted on Reddit:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Just landed via TikTok:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Just shared via Telegram:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Going viral on Slack:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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